A Free Churned-Revenue Audit for Eli's Readers

You can quote your CAC from memory. Can you quote your save rate?

Brands pour real CAC into acquiring subscribers, and 50 to 70% churn before month 2. Most of that revenue leaves through a cancellation ticket that gets closed with a polite confirmation: no reason captured, no save attempt. This audit shows your baseline save rate, why subscribers actually leave, and the annual revenue you could recover.

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Built for whoever owns LTV:founders, VPs of ecom, growth, and retention. Your CX lead will be glad you found it.

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Arjun ShroffCX & Fulfillment · MoonBrew

Their team stays on the complex, high-touch conversations. Hoop covers the cancellation queue at 2am. The audit below is how you find out what that could be worth for your brand.

What you'll walk away with

Five answers most subscription brands are guessing at today.

Your baseline save rate

The number most brands can't produce on demand: of the customers who wrote in to cancel, how many still had an active subscription at the end of the conversation.

Top cancellation reasons, ranked

Every cancel-intent ticket classified by stated reason, with verbatim customer language. You'll see exactly why subscribers leave, in their words.

Which save offers actually work

Retention rate per offer type. The spread between offers is usually wide, and usually a surprise. Most teams have never seen their version of this table.

Where your cancel flow leaks

Offer rate, time to first reply, and how often a cancellation closes with zero save attempt. The gaps are usually process, not people, and each one has a dollar figure.

A quantified opportunity

What lifting your save rate is worth in retained revenue per year, with the math shown. Conservative, mid, and optimistic cases so you can sanity-check it.

A look inside

See yours

90 days of your tickets, analyzed and handed back to you as a report worth forwarding.

How it works

One short call, one read-only connection, one report.

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Grab a time

Drop your work email and pick a 15-minute slot. We'll confirm your helpdesk and subscription setup, and answer anything before you connect.

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Connect read-only

Connect to Gorgias, Zendesk, or Kustomer in just a few minutes so Hoop can begin the analysis. Nothing is visible to your coworkers or customers.

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Walk through your numbers

We analyze your last 90 days of cancellation tickets and walk you through the full report on a call. The report is yours to keep either way.

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Frequently asked questions

How much revenue is walking out through your cancellation queue? This audit will tell you.

90 days of tickets. One report. Zero cost.